Over the phone with My Mama:
me - Hi mama
Mama - Hey Honey
me - whats up?
Mama - I had a questions, I am trying to figure out the name of this song? I think its Tim McGraw and Faith hill... it goes something like this... (Starts to sing) Its 3 am somewhere and (really high pitched sound) I NEED YOU NOW.
me - (laughing) OK, mom, first of all that's DEF not Tim or Faith, second its (start singing in my awesome shower voice) Its a quarter after one, I'm all along, and I need you now...
Mama - (interrupting) Yes yes that's it, I like that's song because...
me - (interrupting fast!) yea, yea.... that's lady A.. and I don't need to know why you like it....
Mama - oh
me - google it - and call me later.
Mama - OK. Bye Honey, thank you.
after I hang up the phone, I think to myself why on earth my mama is into the newest booty call song?!?! Eh Ho!
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With My Friends 3 & 4 Year Old:
(As I was asking them if they would like a snack)
3yo - Evan allergic to "peanubutta"
Me - He is, well we will have to give him another snack?
4yo - SHE KNOWS THAT!
3yo - How Sister Oliva know that?
Me - Well your mom told me
3yo - Oh!
4yo - mom also told her you have a nap time
3yo - Mom did not
4yo - Mom did, because you have a nap time
Me - yes little miss, you do have a nap time
3y0 - Oh, mom did tell you!
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During Sunday School
Sunday School Teacher - How do you feel about the fact that Sariah gave her maid Hagar to her husband Abraham?
(After a while of silence....)
Grandpa of the ward - I wish my wife was more like Sariah
Hahaha! I found this rather entertaining!
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At Work
One - Well you know that girl who played Selena in the video was from hebbronville
Two - Really?!
One - Yea, she like 26 now and has two kids
Two - I didn't know that
One - Yea she didn't do anything with her life after the movie
Two - Shame.
Yea, cuz who kids, eh that's doing NOTHING! Really!? What the crap!
2 comments:
HA! Good ones - the Sunday school was my fav!
FUNNY!!! I like that post A LOT! and I wonder who those sassy 3 & 4 yr old belong to!?!?! (the peanubudder gave it away) :)
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